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1.0 SLIMYONIK Lymphatic Massage Trousers

The thing is, I’m bored of seeing the same treatments everywhere I look. Don’t you feel like aestheticians are all walking straight out of a TikTok algorithm?

These pants, though. They shake things up a bit! They are not the same ex-NASA Techno Trousers Wallace modified, but they are equally automated and pretty large, too - salopette stylie and a highly beneficial inner wellness bio-hack.. It's medical lymph drainage à la the Vodder method plus you'll breathe in purer oxygen rich air which kickstarts metabolism. After sliding into them, they're quite addictive. I include them FREE with all my 1.0 Byonik face treatments.

Six things sports massage taught me about lymphatic massage

1. It's hard to do well

This is not supposed to be a deep tissue muscle massage — you are manipulating the skin at a surface level.  It is tricky to get right because it's about compression - squeezing the tissues and nudging the lymph up the body in continuous motion. The Slimyonik does this better because it's the equivalent of 24 hands on massage.

2. It has immediate aesthetic benefits.

Treatments that promote lymphatic drainage result in less inflammation, less sluggishness, more vitality, better energy, clear eyes, clear skin, and less water retention. Health and beauty go hand in hand, so having better lymph and blood circulation will ensure your skin will be more detoxified, nourished, hydrated, and oxygenated.

3. It keeps you in good shape.

When your lymphatic system is sluggish, it affects not only your health, but also your skin. You can look dull, congested, and puffy all over. That's where these trousers come in - they get that lymph fluid flowing faster todecrease inflammation, puffiness and reduce bloat. Your body should technically be doing this on its own through regular muscle contractions — however, things can get backed up especially if you train hard and need a manual boost to remove that excess lymph fluid.  One thing it won’t do, however, is lead to weight loss on its own. It helps to reduce water retention and the oxygen helps boost fat metabolism so may cause some numbers on scales to lower a little. Used with a fitness or diet its brilliant. It also has effects on cellulite due to it reducing the amount of fluid pressing against the fibrous bands beneath the skin.

5. It improves athletic performance. 

Getting a lymphatic massage right after exercising can decrease tissue or muscle damage, eliminate lactic acid from muscles faster, leading to a quicker recovery. Whereas slower lymphatics can leave you feeling tired, compromise your immune system and mean muscle soreness without flushing out toxins. Imagine if you’re doing this to your body on a regular basis, each and every week!

5. It speeds recovery

After surgery or a traumatic injury, professional athletes use post-op lymphatic drainage to recover. It can help you recover and get back to your sport faster.

6. Shake it off

OMG this note is getting too long. Anytime you feel stress, you need to shake it off to release tension and do away with the bad vibes. This works like a charm. 

Mrs Ritchie's tip

Don't take life too seriously or for granted. Here you're biohacking your whole self and putting a skip into your stride. This massage is equivalent to a 5k brisk walk.

  • System detox -  flushes out toxins, improves immune healthy
  • Skin benefits - clear eyes, clear skin
  • Boosted metabolism and inner wellness
  • Depuffing and sculpting - less water retention, bloat and cellulite
  • Relaxation -shaking off tension
  • Better energy - improving metabolism, fat burn, vitality, reactivates sluggish system and oxygen levels
  • Fitness support - faster recovery, reduces f eeling tired, muscle soreness


  • Go the full 360 and add on our tech-neck massage. We get headaches, stiff necks, neck spasms, and even pain between our shoulder blades when we look down at our phones and laptops.






40 mins massage as stand-alone
20 mins massage as part of 1.0 BIONIK Face


Post exercise

Pre-event Special Occasion

Monthly skin refresh

  1. Slimyonik - Lymphatic sculpt & tone massage suit + £75
  2. Tech neck tension relief massage +£40
  3. Eye booster +£50
How early do I need to arrive before the treatment?

Please arrive at least 15 minutes before your scheduled appointment time. This gives you a chance to visit the bathroom, leaving you free to fully enjoy your treatment! It also gives me enough time to make you comfortable and assess and tailor the session to you.

Treatment times include 15 mins

All appointment times include a 15 minutes consultation and time for you to change. eg. a 1hr 15min appointment includes 1 hr treatment time

Will I need to undress during the treatment?

For face treatments, you’ll be asked to remove your top.

If I have a medical condition or an allergy can I still have a treatment?

Please mention any medical conditions or allergies within your medical consultation form that you complete upon before arrival.The treatments are safe during pregnancy. We cannot treat if your are photosensitive or in the presence of cancer and during chemotherapy/radiotherapy (including 6 months post). We require GP approval if you have any of the following conditions - Epilepsy, Cardia pacemaker, Hyperthyroidism, or are taking light sensitive, cytostatic or immuno-suppressive medication.

What is the cancellation and no-show policy?

Your appointment time is reserved just for you. Please let us know 48 hours in advance if there are any changes or should you not be able to attend. Thank you. Late cancellations mean a hole in the dairy that could have been filled by another client. As such, if you provide less than 48 hours notice, or miss your appointment, we do charge for the full appointment.

What do I do if I'm late for my appointment?

If you know you will be running late for your appointment, please contact us. If we are still able to carry out the treatment with adjustments or provide an express treatment, you will still be charged the full value of the treatment.

I'm booking a treatment from my pre-paid course, how do I book?

For all course treatments please book these in at your appointment for the next. We have a limited number of appointments and don't want to be unable to fit you in at short notice.

Do you have a loyalty scheme?

We do! With our membership scheme you can save on monthly facials.